1. It’s almost not valentine’s day! But i’m posting this now, because I’m a solid promoter good boyfriend kinda okay dude  person.

    I love this video. I love the people I make it with. Enjoy it, why don’t you?

     


  2. Fuck you, I’m a comedian

    I perform improv, sketch, and stand up comedy. In doing so, I’ve met many performers who define who they are and what they do differently. There are improvisors, actors, comedians, stand ups, performance artists, writer-performers, personalities, hosts, mc’s, comedic actors, character actors, creatives, and bat shit crazies.

    When I started improvising I kept it secret to all but my close friends and family. When asked ‘what do you do?” I’d answer with whatever job I had at the time. I was an account executive, a media assistant, a teacher. But mostly, I was sad.I hated those jobs and the only thing I looked forward to was improv.

    When I moved to Austin 3 years ago it was not for a job, but for improv. When people asked ‘what do you do?” I’d ease in, “well, I’m _______ (whatever shitty job I had at the time) BUT I do comedy.” I quickly stopped that and just answer with “I’m a comedian.” If people really want to know what dumb day job I have, I’ll tell them, but I make no confusion about how I define myself.

    Oh, but you can’t be a comedian if you don’t do stand up. Waaaaaaaaaaaa I’m a judgemental comedy purist who only tells jokes in a mic.

    Yes, I can. And so can you.

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  3. The internet is distracting. Tumblr is very distracting. So much comedy news, cool old photos and gifs. OHMYGIF, the gifs. So I stopped using tumblr months ago when I realized I kept logging on before going to my stupid job where I barely used a computer and then I’d see that instead of coming in at 8, I’d come in at 8:30, then 9, and sometimes 9:30.

    This is really more about myself having self discipline to not spend so much time online, and also maybe have a job that I’d like to go, or a job where I’m important enough that they would care if my arrival times fluctuated so much. 

    WHAT’S THIS POST ABOUT? 

    I left that dumb job and now I’ll be posting more regularly, and hopefully I won’t waste all my hours looking at all the cool stuff on tumblr but also posting plenty of the cool things I make as well. 

    IS THIS A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION. EWWWW GROSS. 

    Kinda, yeah. Here’s a (late to you) Christmas Video from There’s Waldo

     

  4. I’m in another new video about a video game from Blue Goggles Films. It’s crazy these get so many views and comments so fast. I love reading the comments. Especially when people point out it’s impossible to play a game 100 hours in a week, because there’s only 168 hours in a week. Well put, gamer. 

     


  5. Offensive Humor, being honest, and getting better laughs because of it.


    2 weeks ago my sketch group There’s Waldo did a Christmas special, Human Santapede. As the title suggests, it was silly, gross, and awesome.

    In the show I did a stand up set as “Santa Dice Clay” I wore a santa suit and basically copied Dice’s act from his heyday. Instead of nursery rhymes I used Christmas songs as set ups, then filled in the punchline with something predictably wrong and ignorant. Example- Feliz Navidad. Go back where ya came from. (I know, I know)

    After my set Tom Booker came back and hi fived me. “Two people walked out!” A guy and a girl nobody knows, who bought their tickets ahead of time online, were apparently so offended by my set they walked out of the theater. What?

    I didn’t mind that much, I mean, the show was called Human Santapede. What did they expect?

    The show was loosely structured on those old tv Christmas specials, so we would occasionally appear as ourselves hosting the show. We’d talk about what the audience could see next. I felt a strong urge to address the fact that people walked out. I don’t remember exactly what I said, but I remember feeling relaxed, if slightly embarrassed about it.  The response was awesome. It was laughter from something true and honest. We weren’t laughing at the people who left. We were laughing because we all shared an experience together.

    I don’t know how to replicate that kind of response. I certainly don’t want to go out of my way to offend people. That was never my intention. But, I think just being present and observing what happens and acknowledging it is a great starting point.

     


  6. digsyfinallyhasa:

    Someone actually did ask for this, so I’m not just on a high horse (I mean, I am literally, not metaphorically; I’m riding a horse right now!). A lot of new people got put on Maude teams late last night and I thought I should share some things I’ve learned after being a writer on Thunder Gulch for…

    (Source: uncannybrettwhite)

     

  7. And another! Club Elevator from my regular sketch group, There’s Waldo. 

    It’s the hottest dance club. It’s also in an elevator. 

     

  8. Joke Swan (Black Swan Parody) - watch more funny videos

    New video for this past week’s Best of Everything. 

     


  9. My approach to stand up comedy

    Step 1. Think stand up probably isn’t my thing. Wonder how I could be good at it.

    Step 2. Decide I have to go to an open mic. Thought may be lightly tossed around for a day before, but must be decided firmly on the day of. 

    Step 3. Write some material. There may be one or two “joke” jokes and 2 or three longer things in there that may be a funny premise, but haven’t figured out. 

    Step 4. Stop and wonder if I should do any thing that I’ve done before, that’s worked or things I liked, but haven’t tried yet.

    Step 5. Fuck old stuff. All new stuff. That way when it bombs I can go “oh well, it was all new!”

    Step 6. Show up. Wonder why people do this. Do set. Write down spots people laughed. Not that it matters cuz I won’t do it again anyway. Go home.

    Repeat. 

     

  10. Talking shop.