Keep your head down and work.
NETWORK NETWORK NETWORK.
Your work will speak for itself.
It’s who you know.
Just keep developing in your city.
Move to New York if you’re serious.
Don’t move until you’re ready.
You’ll never be ready, so just move now.
LA is where the work is.
Don’t move until you have a body of work.
No one cares if it’s not on the coast.
You have to be around the people who work to get the work.
Just focus on your jokes.
But have a few spec scripts written.
Get up every night of the week.
Take some time off to be a person.
Being a person isn’t for you, you comedian.
Take a vacation.
Be sure to see if you can get booked on shows while you’re on vacation.
Do open mics.
Don’t fall into the trap of only performing for your jackass comic friends.
Be someone that people want to be around.
Put your head down and write, you can socialize later.
Just do standup.
Show you can do something else.
Don’t forget to tweet.
Just do standup.
You should vine more.
Work on a writing packet.
If you’re not getting up every night of the week something is wrong.
Take an improv class.
Submit to festivals.
Don’t go to places that won’t pay you.
Experience is your payment.
You’re an artist and deserve to be paid, even if it’s only drinks.
Don’t get drunk at the club.
Have drinks, relax, these are the best years of our lives.
That guy got this and he’s only….
Don’t compare yourself to others.
Focus everything on comedy.
BE A FULL PERSON WITH A JOB, OTHER PASSIONS, A RELATIONSHIP, FRIENDS WHO AREN’T COMEDIANS, AND HOBBIES.
If you want to be truly great, no other obligation will stand in your way.
It’s easier to create when you’re comfortable.
It’s easier to create when you’re broken.
Go to therapy.
Don’t ruin what’s funny about you.
Always do new material.
Always re-work old material.
No jokes are done.
Retire old jokes.
Update your tumblr.
Get a cool poster for your show.
Clean up your tweets.
Just have fun.
This is all work.
Just be free and create.
Drop the curses from your act so you can work more.
Get rest, exercise, and eat healthy.
Live and breathe comedy.
This will all be worth it someday.
This is what it’s all about, it’s all worth everything, right now.
Enjoy the moment.
Have an eye on the future.
Learn from your past.
BE FULLY PRESENT.
You should have an agent.
You’ll get your own work.
You need a manager.
They’ll come when you’re ready.
You’ll never be ready.
You need to put yourself out there before you’re ready.
Confidence is everything.
Substance is everything.
You need more twitter followers.
Learn html and photoshop.
Surround yourself with great people.
Only trust yourself.
Be gracious with your time.
There isn’t a moment to waste.
Your day job is killing you.
Your day job makes you stronger.
Take time for loved ones.
There are no loved ones.
Just be yourself.
Keep an eye on what’s hot right now, get a #trending
Just keep working.
Try to be a human being.